Engagement ring and Love: Nice try

Nice try

By Ma.Sa.La. - 27/02/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings - No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right… NO INTEREST." FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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How can I put this…?

By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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Classy guy

By NewlyDread - 06/02/2013 02:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

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Not the one

By LOSER - 23/05/2022 00:00

Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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For better, for worse

By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By figures - 16/11/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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Izzy322 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:40

after 1.5 years thats enough time to make a decision to stay with somebody for the rest of your life? Thats lust not love...Find a guy that will marry in a year and you'll be getting a divorce even sooner.

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 20:25

You walked right into that one. Baha.

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RainbowsN 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:40

Your boyfriend is really funny. LOL.

Amphysvena 11

Sunday 19 July 2009 2:35

you mention that the point of a relationship is to find one that is everlasting. you seem to be implying that that isn't possible outside of marriage. i beg to differ on that idea.

theJoker61208 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:22

Wow, if I was to even think about sayin that to my girlfriend she'd make sure i was in a casket by the end of the day, shows how much he respects you don't it, hahaha

1050this 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:30

Thats horrible... but it is very hilarious.. im sorry but i definately laughed at that.

dangletsbang21 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:42

you set yourself up for that one dear

Apple_Scented 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:39

Too much drama in these FML comments == some people take these things way too seriously.

YouSeriouslySuck 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 7:19

yes, I agree. my cousin didn't propose to his gf until they were together for like 7 years. now they're getting married this summer. if you wait longer without breaking up then you know you're a match made in heaven.

seldom66 16

Monday 24 May 2010 18:34

hahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!! fyl

Flinlock 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 6:31

You set yourself up for that one. Here's a tip: Don't ever try and pressure a guy into marriage. He's gotta want to do it for him otherwise it isn't going to work.

Bobby64 29

Monday 6 September 2010 22:22

This is totally in my favorites. Anyway, I personally think he was being really harsh: it was just a little hint is all. Also, to everyone saying that 1 1/2 years is too short of a time: statistics show that waiting too long to get married doesn't help the relationship at all. Just saying.