Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 053
You deserved it 7 869
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

mjane 0

that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a ******** in front of everyone

125 12
dforrt 0

The FML was that he said this IN FRONT OF everyone. That was the point, and u missed it

40 1

Comments

wpolo02 7

LOL! I wonder how many times you were rude to someone that asked you out.

1 0
NotAPrincess 8

Well. You really shouldn't be with someone like that anyways. He disregarded your feelings and humiliated you. At the very least he could have let you down softly. It's kind of a good thing he didn't say yes. You don't need someone like that in your life. I would have like died though.

4 4
ryanvoiselle 5

I see the "!" And I think, did he really yell?

0 1
DerSuldam 25

The way this is worded makes me wonder if you really wrote it on the actual table, or...

2 1
Hangryko 29

I hope you stopped sexually harassing waiters since this FML was posted.

0 0
hopejm 5

number one, most of you commenters are assholes, you're probably just like the waiter. Second, he's not into you, no big deal, but he definitely should not have said that for the whole world to hear. fyl

0 0