Nice try

By damn... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Haha, you can use an apology in private to introduce yourself?

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crazygirl13_fml 0

COVER YOUR MOUTH, you inconsiderate person. I put FML and YDI.

LemonMan 0

You could have covered your mouth you know? I say YDI, but FYL that can be really akward

woooowwwww. next time cover your mouth!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm stunning guys dont have glasses

it's called turn away from the table and cover your mouth

oh, not at all, i think that this is a great opportunity to break the ice XD XD

smartalek 2

well what a nice conversation starter! (: