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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

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By Crud - 06/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 22:00

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

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Locked out

By blank - 21/01/2013 21:55 - United States

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By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 28/09/2022 09:00

Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

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By FUSMC - 12/08/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML

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By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 132

You deserved it 2 823

notfromearth7 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:57

Aw...that sucks. But at the same time, good to see you got back safely soldier *salutes*

lolyouareanidiot 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:01

lol, at #3. No one takes intramural sports seriously. Certainly no one considers it a responsibility to play intramural sports where half the people show up drunk. This was a burn big time. You should take as much offense to this as possible.

Comments

PrincessesCrown 17

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:32

Grow up you should be cheering her on at the game. BTW you could always call a cab; I would go my softball game

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:28

He got back from war and soft ball is more important than risking his life for his country are you retarded

Bcfrmkc816 17

Saturday 18 June 2011 13:22

that's bot glad your back but more often than not she was busy doing something else. hope not in your case

KeiIshiyama 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:05

I'll be nice to you and give you a FYL, but the softball game is important to her, and if you guys are a great couple, there's plenty of time to rejoice about your return afterwards. In the meantime, you should just call a cab, go to the game, and support her. On a totally unrelated note, THANK YOU FOR SERVING! People like you who serve/fight for their country, no matter which it is (save France and Italy, maybe XD), deserve my respect.