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By notestojenn - 05/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Manchester

Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML

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You deserved it 2 108

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 543

You deserved it 1 375

By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 577

You deserved it 436

By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 790

You deserved it 1 561

By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 936

You deserved it 4 012

Hangover time

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 405

You deserved it 30 859

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 735

You deserved it 3 934

Drugs are bad

By Mike Capobianco - 22/08/2021 02:01

Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 032

You deserved it 85

Kinky.

By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 341

You deserved it 4 965

By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 566

You deserved it 55 370

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States

Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 315

You deserved it 2 673

Maggey 19

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:10

The sixth conversation is when it's time to dump the pitcher on him while he sleeps.

trollcrusher 17

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:09

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Comments

HeartOfLead 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:05

Urine trou -wait, no, he's in trouble.

MarineWife3112 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 15:35

I have peed in cups and bowls before. Normally because I do not want to wake my sleeping husband with opening the door or flushing the toilet. One time he found out about my habit and told me I didn't live with my mother anymore. I wasn't going to get beat for waking him up. So I don't do that anymore. Sometimes there is a history to what people do. Jus sayin.

ChoolyBooly 32

Friday 24 April 2015 17:09

I knew someone like that except they kept their excrement and urine in containers that he stored in the freezer. No one could get through to him that this was unsanitary and gross....he wasn't mentally ill either. Hopefully OP got through to their roommate in the end.