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By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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tona01 16

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while

tateh22 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:55

tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha

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Grayfoxx 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:06

That is witty I like it

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:12

Probably tastes like an old man in a hat as well...

1luckys0b 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:37

her ****** looks like a Arbys roast beef sandwich!!!

boomsma 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:40

Wow that's all I have to say

SirObvious 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:43

atleast it's a nice hat?

ptrasc1 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:46

gross

themanhw 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:01

can't picture it in my head. need to see an actual image XD

pike1346 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:03

did the old man with the hat have a mullet. if so shave

iceijs 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:04

sorry but I imagined that and its not a pretty site :/

be123 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:05

wow...nice imagination.

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