Intimacy: Niiiiiice!

Niiiiiice!

By cameltoeyourface - 26/07/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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By Amy - 10/01/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2024 12:00 - Germany - Heidenau

Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2015 23:24 - Sweden - Huddinge

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

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By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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DeathwishCanada 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:03

hot .

FFML_314 11

Monday 26 July 2010 9:20

Don't pull your pants up so high woman.

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xThatAsianGurlx 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:53

lol that's kinda weird that he like that and he talks to his dad about getting semi's at dinner

torrlynn37 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:54

39&41 areee right 14, don't get jealous. fuccck, it's just fml.

piggy94 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:00

that's weird that he was telling his dad about it and it's weird that gave him a semi

b_anhero 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:00

ydi for havign a bf whose dad isnt servign time in federal prison for backtracing.

LexaDear 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:36

The cyber police are going to find him soon enough.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 26 July 2010 13:43

and the CONSEQUENCES WILL.... NEVER... BE THE SAME!!!!!!

jon7688 7

Monday 26 July 2010 10:24

omg how do you not feel that??

SexyTool 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:30

Why are you even worring about this immature shit? Your bf likes what he likes. Accept it or dump him.

DHuntt 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:32

ha thanks 49 you look good too!! ;)

lawlatyourfml 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:46

at least its just a semi. so what, you make your boyfriend horny.

Silkie 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:52

Everyone loves a little coffee bean to give you that burst of energy to get you through your day!

Masterpunk 0

Monday 26 July 2010 11:24

OP i got 1 thing to say. Pics oidh!

FFML_314 11

Monday 26 July 2010 11:27

Really? You can't just type out "or it didn't happen"? Yaawbftlt. Can you make out what that says?

LexaDear 0

Monday 26 July 2010 11:35

you are a white buffalo ******, tit licking tranny? I could be wrong, but that's my guess.

jennniferlea 4

Monday 26 July 2010 11:41

LOLOL

FFML_314 11

Monday 26 July 2010 12:17

Close, it actually says, "you are a wanky bastard for typing like this."

LexaDear 0

Monday 26 July 2010 12:42

lThey basically mean the same thing ;)

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 26 July 2010 13:40

I typed it all the way out and got a bicycle for my birthday :( I think the mods are just racist against anteaters!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 26 July 2010 15:02

sheesh, mods, way to ruin my birthday cake.

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