Niiiiiice!

By cameltoeyourface - 26/07/2010 00:42 - United States

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
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FFML_314 11

Don't pull your pants up so high woman.

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KANDiiKiSS3S 0

ewww I'm sorry but I think camel toes are gross!!! therefore I would be very happy of my man got a semi from something so unflattering, in my opinion. maybe it's just that straight girls don't like seeing ****** sticking out of someones pants:)

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motor_butt 0

you guys are idiots. #11 are all actresses from the TV show Pretty Little Liars. They are Lucy Hale, Ashley Benson, Troian Bellisario, and Shay Mitchell. They are gorgeous. and they are smothered in dirt. You would only understand if you watch the show. smh.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

#11 changed his/her pic after all the debate about the previous one. So, yeah. It's still some random pic he/she found on the interweb. Mine is really me, though.

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Unstoppable15 0

eewwwww camel toeeee blahhh

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BeautyGoddessLuv 0

what's a semi??? O_O

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ManaUser 0

That shouldn't be hard to work out from context: A semi-erection.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

A semi. As in a type of house, commonly found in small neighbourhoods. It is a house connected to another separate house. From outside, it looks like it's just one, when really it's two. Yes. He had a house in his pants.

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maxair14 0

yoga pants are hot as heII but the school I go to band them this year and out associete principles sit outside everyday and measure girls skirts to make sure they arnt to high... can you say pedifile

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mButch 0

oh your life sucks because you can give your boyfriend an erection. wahhh! I feel so bad for you!

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Brooklynguy6 0

this fml made my day. thank you.

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penguinazul 13

An IM between my friend and I concerning this FML post [screennames changed for privacy]: [04:30] red: could you imagine that conversation? lmao [04:30] red: "So I saw Chiquita's camel toe today!" [04:30] red: "...Chiquita has a camel?" [04:30] blue: "no, but she's sure got a toe!" [04:31] red: "Why would she just have toe?" [04:31] blue: "dad.... her pants were REALLY tight... in the top part.." [04:32] red: "oh!...uh...gosh. GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAW" [04:32] blue: "ok!" [04:32] blue: "i'll just borrow the tissues and this bottle of lotion..." [04:32] red: *from a distance* "...fapfapfapfapfapfapfap"

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TheZarola 10

You can still get a cameltoe with underwear on. I know from experience.

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