Thief and Teachers: No gods, no masters

Good for her. The ******* church had it coming! Have you looked at the popes net worth lately? Not that he gets all of it but he's the head pedo so he can take the blame!

gso819 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 2:08

You're role model is an armed robber!! Well atleast you'll learn from her mistakes!

doglover100 28

Wednesday 24 October 2012 3:30

Time for a new role model.

nchov523 11

Wednesday 24 October 2012 16:53

I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! My father cantered with that lady when we went to saint Paul's church a couple years ago!

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:18

Hahaha reminds me of Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

krez 20

Thursday 25 October 2012 0:01

Now I consider her one of *my* role models.

bwzwally8 15

Thursday 25 October 2012 12:24

Ah Jesus Christ...

mjthenerd 6

Monday 29 October 2012 5:17

Lucky. The same thing happened to me, except my elementary school music teacher was arrested for child pornography.

Meggston 17

Friday 3 January 2014 7:40

Our music teacher went into a church to shoot his wife..

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Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML

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Today, my new boyfriend told me he has no interest in being a dad, never has, never will, so the first time I ask him for any sort of help with my son he’s out the door. I'd dump his ass, but my mum just died so I have nowhere to go, and literally cannot afford both rent and food without his wage. FML

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Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML

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Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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Today, my kids and I have been ecstatic about them being back in school. After a year on Zoom, they couldn’t wait to get back into the classroom because every day they bring home something new and interesting. This time, they brought home a cold so bad it’s knocked me flat on my ass. FML

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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