Thief and Teachers: No gods, no masters

Good for her. The ******* church had it coming! Have you looked at the popes net worth lately? Not that he gets all of it but he's the head pedo so he can take the blame!

gso819 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 2:08

You're role model is an armed robber!! Well atleast you'll learn from her mistakes!

doglover100 28

Wednesday 24 October 2012 3:30

Time for a new role model.

nchov523 11

Wednesday 24 October 2012 16:53

I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! My father cantered with that lady when we went to saint Paul's church a couple years ago!

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:18

Hahaha reminds me of Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

krez 20

Thursday 25 October 2012 0:01

Now I consider her one of *my* role models.

bwzwally8 15

Thursday 25 October 2012 12:24

Ah Jesus Christ...

mjthenerd 6

Monday 29 October 2012 5:17

Lucky. The same thing happened to me, except my elementary school music teacher was arrested for child pornography.

Meggston 17

Friday 3 January 2014 7:40

Our music teacher went into a church to shoot his wife..

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