Thief and Teachers: No gods, no masters

No gods, no masters

By musicthief - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Finleyville

Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML

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MrVanAwesome 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:04

Well she won't be teaching you again very soon.

LexieWins 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:08

She ALLEGEDLY robbed a church.

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BoratSagdiyev 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 11:15

Good for her. Less money for their brainwashing activities.

tattoo88 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 11:46

Role models come in all different forms! Lol

pinkzilla0 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 11:51

Damn her!

dannyboy66 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 12:08

To hell she goes!!!!

davestrider 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:33

I imagined Stewie saying this. Your profile picture was just perfect with your comment

ScarletBloom 14

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:23

Repent before it's too late!!!

erinchick1 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 15:41

Time for a new role model

erinchick1 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 15:41

Time for a new role model

gregkingsley 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:05

Have u seen a music teachers salary lately? I'm not surprised if this wasn't there first robbery

xmaximusx 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:27

亜うぇそめ

PandaMantis 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:59

Do as I say, not as I do?

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