Transportation, Cars and Cops: No good deed…

No good deed…

By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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You deserved it 36 246

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 165

You deserved it 17 612

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 568

You deserved it 4 614

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By drivingmecrazy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sacramento

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 654

You deserved it 7 499

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 632

You deserved it 30 521

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 121

You deserved it 2 024

Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 802

You deserved it 118 651

By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 178

You deserved it 31 002

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 829

You deserved it 8 905

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 126

You deserved it 1 727

By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 691

You deserved it 4 014

ObeyAlliance 7

Monday 16 July 2012 15:58

Shouldn't have been speeding..

alpaquette91 9

Monday 16 July 2012 16:01

Hypocrite.

Comments

kalbrek009 20

Monday 16 July 2012 18:08

How you could think that speeding (through the same neighborhood, no less) was any safer than a drunk driver is beyond stupidity. I vote YDI...although had you been a little smarter you could have tried to say you were trying to catch up to the drunk driver to get a license plate #....Doh! Doomass! Lol

heygirlie777 21

Monday 16 July 2012 18:25

Well it is axelrave...he isn't the funniest person.

SimplyEerb 3

Monday 16 July 2012 18:43

Gotta love irony...

stej1985 3

Monday 16 July 2012 18:53

called in a drunk driver while driving. add 3 points to your license for not having full control. tbh ydi

geeksaresexy 18

Monday 16 July 2012 19:37

Nope.. They went out in the car AN HOUR after calling in the drunk driver. Still an idiot for speeding though..

kcor1176 0

Monday 16 July 2012 19:45

Serves you right dip shit

Brujo666 0

Monday 16 July 2012 20:00

That's what you get for being a narc. Maybe you should focus on fixing your own poor driving habits before you call the cops on others.

TheDys 1

Monday 16 July 2012 20:09

Are you kidding me, #79? A narc? If someone is driving drunk, you should call the police. You could kill someone driving drunk. There was a lady who lost her entire family - husband, daughter, and newborn son - to a drunk driver. Being a "narc" could save someone's life. Speeding isn't nearly as dangerous as driving completely impaired. Plus, we all speed sometimes.