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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
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TheJester12 15

I bet that cop was delighted at that easy two for one. Unless you are friends with the cop , don't expect any personal favors. YDI .

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neda389 0

how do you know it was the same cop...ydi for being a hypocrite

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skullofdarkness 18

How is op a hypocrite for trying to warn the cops about a drunk driver? Yes, he should have paid more attention to how fast he was going, but that doesn't make him a hypocrite...

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neda389 0

dude really? cuz op reports someone for drunk driving when speeding is dangerous too...there for hypocrite.

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eggmarie 25

How do you know that he was going a dangerous speed? He could have been doing 40 in a 35. 40 isn't that dangerous of a speed. Drunk driving is way more dangerous than speeding, by the way.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Snitches get stitches." "Not really. Stitches are for living people."

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Keliosan 6

Or Frankenstein monsters.

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perdix 29

Sometimes they stitch up corpses for the viewing. Snitching for DWI will likely get you kneecapped, as a warning not to snitch on more serious business.

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greeneye_fml 12

I hope you get into a crash with a drunk driver. See if you whine about "snitchin" then, punk.

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Keliosan 6

It was a joke...very obviously...especially if you've seen perdix around...

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demonmonkey 13

36, what made you think he was being serious? Was it the wink or the fact that it's perdix, who is almost never serious?

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unknown_user5566 26

Uh oh, greeneye called Perdix a punk. Shit just got real. ;)

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perdix 29

#67, I hope greeneye caught your ;) wink at the end. I don't like wasting space telling doofuses that I'm just kidding.

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badbadkitty 5

Did ya brake as you were passing the cop? You never brake, it's like admitting guilt.

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trucker1945 9

YDI for speeding. you could have killed someone just as easy as the drunk

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Enslaved 36

You should have told him you were on your way to buy donuts as a thank you to him, for answering your DD call.

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eggmarie 25

Put a speeder on one road and a drunk driver on the other. I'm pretty sure the drunk driver would do more damage. I go 5 mph over almost always and I've never been in an accident.

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eccentrix 12

"Hello, police? There's a dangerous driver in my area! Welp, that's done. Time to go drive dangerously!"

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Clamcreepy 7

Snitches get stitches! Well in your case snitches get tickets.

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greeneye_fml 12

I wonder if you're be calling him a "snitch" if you or a family member got hit by a drunk driver. Drunk drivers are dangerous and deserve to get arrested.

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dead247 13

They also cause a lot of traffic which makes people either late for work, angry or rubber neck.

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