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No good deed…

By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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You deserved it 36 246

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 165

You deserved it 17 612

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 568

You deserved it 4 614

High speed car chase

By drivingmecrazy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sacramento

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 654

You deserved it 7 499

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 632

You deserved it 30 521

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 121

You deserved it 2 024

Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 802

You deserved it 118 651

By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 178

You deserved it 31 002

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 829

You deserved it 8 905

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 126

You deserved it 1 727

By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 691

You deserved it 4 014

ObeyAlliance 7

Monday 16 July 2012 15:58

Shouldn't have been speeding..

alpaquette91 9

Monday 16 July 2012 16:01

Hypocrite.

Comments

SwagPuppet 3

Monday 16 July 2012 16:47

Sounds like you were just shooting yourself in the foot. Smooth move man!

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 16 July 2012 16:59

Double

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 16 July 2012 17:06

Should have known cops were in the area, dummy.

sougstad 7

Monday 16 July 2012 17:24

That's what u get for not minding your business. What comes around goes around.

demonmonkey 13

Monday 16 July 2012 17:45

Correction: what goes around comes around

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 16 July 2012 17:24

How exactly do you know this driver was drunk? And what exactly was he doing to drive dangerously that is more dangerous than speeding? Two wrongs dont make a right OP!

Keliosan 6

Monday 16 July 2012 17:32

I imagine he was swerving or something that would indicate that he's not in his right mind on the road...also we have no idea how much over the speed limit OP was going so I wouldn't compare it to drunk driving considering it could have been as little as 5mph over.