No help wanted

By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 18:22 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Spicy
Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 626
You deserved it 7 579

Same thing different taste

Top comments

strawberrywine22 30

If singing along to Adele is your way of grieving over your lost relationship, I'm with your mother. Maybe you should stick to boyfriends that require AA batteries.

Comments

Well... she's got a point. Suck it up.

Well if she's masturbating instead of being in a relationship, exactly what is she going to "suck up? "

perdix 29

#36, it's gonna be hard. Mom's always going to know how to push her buttons!

Sounds like Mother is really rubbing it..in.

stripeycrakers 7

Hey you got to "get it in" as much as possible for it make any "sense"

astralvagan 20

37 you're not getting to the meat of the problem though.

She probably just said anything that came through her mind so you would turn the radio off.