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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

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Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

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Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

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Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Spicy

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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You probably do

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 22:01

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Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML

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Unfulfilled

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Spicy

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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Hott

By disturbedgd - 03/04/2017 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

Spicy

Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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Top comments

Comet_Candy 23

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

That must have been one sexy box!

studave 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

I hope you didn't get a paper cut

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jayyvonblood 18

Thursday 24 October 2013 22:17

...How exactly do you have sex with a cardboard box...?

Drfucked 9

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:39

I'm going to assume this is a woman. So......THE **** DOES THAT WORK.

First_JOman 22

Monday 20 April 2015 5:10

Don't feel so bad, OP! Here, let me make you feel better: My first wet dream was of me standing in a little row boat in a pond, masturbating into the cattail plants. Before then, I was hoping my first wet dream would be caused by fantasizing of going down on an incredibly attractive woman. Yeah my brain let me down so much... Why cattails?! All in all, you had it better, OP, in my opinion! XD

kolby12309 26

Tuesday 21 July 2015 6:34

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 20 February 2019 21:30

was there a Snake in the box??

TheSacredRatty 18

Sunday 24 March 2019 0:58

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