Intimacy: No kinkshaming on FML

No kinkshaming on FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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You probably do

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 22:01

Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML

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Unfulfilled

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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Hott

By disturbedgd - 03/04/2017 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

That must have been one sexy box!

studave 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

I hope you didn't get a paper cut

Comments

TheLittleBear 19

Thursday 1 August 2013 8:29

Hope you took the box out for dinner first.

Dustin412 4

Thursday 1 August 2013 8:43

Dontcha think its time to think outside the box?

NakedPixels 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 8:47

Wish I knew OP's gender

dragonfail 2

Thursday 1 August 2013 8:58

What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper ****.

manicmac 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:28

Solid Snake is that you?

amadorsd 10

Thursday 1 August 2013 10:47

I don't know what to call that

SteveXD90 3

Thursday 1 August 2013 12:29

wtf who dreams about that. ****** up world we live in. ****** up word.

lazygirlWOW 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 14:19

I hope you used protection OP, never know how many dreams that box has been in.

Razman201 14

Thursday 1 August 2013 14:34

For some reason this is now in my favourites XD

shutupmichaela 18

Thursday 1 August 2013 14:53

any hole is a goal

Dessert_ed_FML 9

Friday 2 August 2013 9:06

(O.o)

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