No, not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Estonia - Tartu

Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
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AbbotsfordVandal 14

What I've found is that after a certain age you stop giving a shit and in this case, start taking *****

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manuwish 9

hahaha thx OP, I really needed the laugh :)

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manuwish 9

my grandma says the shop owners are sadists putting a perfectly usable toilet on display but not allowing anyone to use it :)

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InMiddleSchool 3

Donald Glovers brother as an old man.

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donb23 23

And that is why they started putting them on shelves, at least they do at the Home Depot.

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ThrottleJockey 35

What a coincidence; I'm reading this FML while test driving a toilet at our local hardware store. I shouldn't have had that second burrito for lunch...

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trucker2 33

For your convenience the case of corse sandpaper is to your right...

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tad02 9

Try restraining you grandpa from dropping his pants in the nursing home.

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creditless 14

hey... show some respect for pop pop... he probably fought in the big war. he should be able to shit wherever he can sit. #patriotic

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