Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: No, not now! - FML

No, not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Estonia - Tartu

Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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The Good Grandson

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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By Obi1Shinobi - 30/10/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

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You deserved it 4 662

The future

By omen - 02/09/2020 10:01 - Indonesia - Majalengka

Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 640

You deserved it 124

By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 2 784

Bunged up

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 02:00

Today, as caregiver, I had to physically remove the shit my grandpa had stuck in his rectum, because he doesn't remember how to shit. He barely knows who I am, which is good because when he remembers who he is, he becomes an abusive asshole. I'm 27. FML

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You deserved it 89

We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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You deserved it 203

Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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Nice mental image

By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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You deserved it 341

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Top comments

AbbotsfordVandal 14

Wednesday 7 September 2016 0:17

What I've found is that after a certain age you stop giving a shit and in this case, start taking *****

Justkidding100 41

Tuesday 6 September 2016 23:59

well... did you succeed?

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manuwish 9

Wednesday 7 September 2016 10:53

hahaha thx OP, I really needed the laugh :)

manuwish 9

Wednesday 7 September 2016 10:56

my grandma says the shop owners are sadists putting a perfectly usable toilet on display but not allowing anyone to use it :)

InMiddleSchool 3

Wednesday 7 September 2016 14:07

Donald Glovers brother as an old man.

donb23 23

Wednesday 7 September 2016 16:03

And that is why they started putting them on shelves, at least they do at the Home Depot.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 7 September 2016 19:27

What a coincidence; I'm reading this FML while test driving a toilet at our local hardware store. I shouldn't have had that second burrito for lunch...

trucker2 33

Wednesday 7 September 2016 20:49

For your convenience the case of corse sandpaper is to your right...

tad02 9

Thursday 8 September 2016 22:41

Try restraining you grandpa from dropping his pants in the nursing home.

creditless 14

Tuesday 13 September 2016 20:49

hey... show some respect for pop pop... he probably fought in the big war. he should be able to shit wherever he can sit. #patriotic

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