No stupid questions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 01:11 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my boyfriend's daughter asked me what would happen if she chose to stop urinating for two weeks. She wanted to know whether it would kill her or just start coming out of her mouth. She's 17 years-old, and was deadly serious. FML
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perdix 29

Uremic poisoning will kill her. It won't come out of her mouth, it'll just go into her bloodstream and kill her. The human race will end up a little bit smarter if you dare her to try ;)

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BubbleGrunge 18

Ehhh, least she had the common sense to question her thoughts instead of act on them. Or, she watched South Park (yes I know that was shit but go with it!)

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ashhleyrenne 4

God help my generation...

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daniel_dd31 13

In the future when all these kids are adults it's going to be horrible.

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BronayPonay 6

More like God help the stupid people in this generation. Don't group us all together just because you're embarrased.

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daminantion 14

You call these people stupid but believe in a storybook character? Religion: Humanity's first LARP

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wjh100 13

I'm sorry but most generations prior were just as bad in their own way so get over it

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SmexiiBacon 8

My mom used to tell me it would come out of your ears of you held it for too long

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waitwhatsgoingon 18

I always thought it would just start pouring out of you nose, ears, mouth, and butt... like something out of Spongebob.

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PrincessPesa 20

60, I never comment on people's profile photos so this is a first. If that's you, you are a ridiculous looking person. Seriously like the stripper puppet from avenue Q. Or Tim Burton Barbie

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Calingaladha 21

I'm thinking if she tries, it will simply soak into her pants.

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Have her try it out and see what happens, oh wait. don't. That's cruel. Never mind...

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PipingMouse 14

Well you could always watch while she does the "potty dance". All day and all night.

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capnbzarr 43

If she kept drinking water, and had the willpower, she could conceivably die of hyponatremia. That was the cause of death of the victim in the infamous "Hold your wee for a Wii" contest.

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ironichalibut 24

I think Urine trouble, or she should've been in a a basic science course ... Give me a bit..

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ViviMage 38

Urine trouble if you marry into this family! Her intelligence is just flowing with golden wisdom!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I do appreciate your punny ways, however, just because the OP's boyfriend's daughter asked a silly question and is ignorant does not necessarily mean that the OP's boyfriend, or anyone else in his family, is as ignorant as she is.

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