No way

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 18:41 - United States - Downey

Spicy
Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

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barlessprison 16

Sounds like the start of a porno. Plumber arrives, you realize you don't have enough cash to pay him. You ask if there's another payment mode and voila, anal beads conveniently appear.

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shrode65 6

You're a naughty kinky hot ****! :)

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anonymousy37 5

Simple just say "Oh I was using those to unclog my pipe" :)

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asia3pea90 13

That's disgusting, on your part.. For even having those. Especially a girl...just...eww.

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Sykes_1014 0

I guess that's a pain in your arse.

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fml_seriously316 13

Well time to get a new plumber. Lol

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The_9th_Doctor 18

did he ask for a date or give you a discount?

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DWordHead16 19

I love all the attempts of puns on this FML. One of the best ones.... Hahaha well done everyone. Well done. And for OP: c'mon now... If I owned anal beads I'd make sure I put them away when they're not in use. That's not something that I'd hope is just put away. I wouldn't forget about them. I mean... They're anal beads. Lol

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That1otherScot 3

As long as you didn't greet him wearing a black corset and knee high boots you should be fine.

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Drake_The_Dragon 23

Who give a rats ass what your plumber thinks.

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dannnngthatsux 19

You, when the bill goes up for 'hazard pay.'

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