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By grlks - 19/02/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML

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By FreeTacos_ - 28/10/2015 05:23 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Not doing well

By walkingdead_1029 - 06/05/2013 06:49 - United States - Peoria

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Throwing it all away

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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Sounds healthy

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 10:00 - United States

Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML

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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Top comments

bobdole 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:32

at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."

elguapo_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 14:14

yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.

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davidtheday 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 20:00

Dude, seriously...here's an almost sure-fire way out of the friend-zone: just ignore her and **** all her friends. If it works, she'll be begging to date you, if it doesn't work, well, at least you've slept with all her friends :)

dolphinlvr7 24

Tuesday 6 October 2015 17:57

And this is why the male species has a terrible reputation

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 23:10

******* Ouch. I've been shot down before, but never anywhere near that bluntly. Damn dude, that sucks.

Andiebau 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:00

Dont like her she'll be missin out

OMIGAHHH 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:35

Dude, I feel you man.

lugnut92 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:42

Yea, that has totally happened to me before. You'll get over it eventually. Unless, of course, you remained one of her closest friends who she talks to practically every night, often whining about her other attempted relationships. It might be more difficult to get over it then.

sillypun 0

Friday 20 February 2009 20:14

#11/#22/JFP -- Unless you are willing to be a challenge to the girl -- what you call "being an asshole" -- you will have a hard time getting really good looking women to date you. You might think "that guy is a prick" and he may say prickish things, but he says it with a smile, the girl laughs, he goes home with the girl.... you stay home making shower babies and practicing for the big game. have with yourself.

ridiculous_gnome 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:06

loooool #11 should film a video tutorial for his master strategy... i would watch it... i wonder if ppl like him are the reason for scat to exist...

tobedark 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:24

maybe you had said the same thing to her roommate a few months ago

sillypun 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:33

#37 -- The name of his video should be "How to finish last, for nice guys"

CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:26

>_< suckerpunch to the groin....was she actually serious?

anchorblondie49 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 23:22

sweet tatoos.

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Today, I told my boyfriend he has to stop paying half of his baby mama's rent or I would leave. He laughed and said I could leave. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML

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