Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

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Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
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jack6179 0

bad idea to do that with parents in the house

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Chaith 16

His Mom expected exactly that. That's why she announced herself. Still doesn't take the edge off, that's embarrassing.

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fcuk_fml 0

um.. you're an idiot? why would you do that in the boyfriend's PARENTs' house. it's not likely that you couldn't have known that they weren't there.

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LordP123 0

But she still thought you were just cold, right?

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fail_truck 0

Ok, seriously people, can't you WAIT until the parents are out of the house or find somewhere else to do it?

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d000505 0

What is up with all these people who EVER thought it was OK to have sex in their parent's home? 1. Isn't it weird in general? 2. My parents never allow pre-marital couples to be in the same bedroom. My mom has made it clear that she would kill me.

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wrestler_fml 0

I understand you wanting to f*ck your boyfriend, cuz sex is really fun. But if you're gonna do it, you gotta do it right. You should wait until all of the parents/relatives are OUT of the house before you do the deed! And if that isn't an option, then lock the door if possible... also, either keep the bra and panties ON (but just moved to give access), or put them under the bed, under a pillow, in a drawer, out of site, etc. Don't just leave them strewn about for anyone to see who accidentally walks in.

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jerredhair 1

It's totally ok to have sex with the parents in the house, just do it while they're eating or watching tv, and you're sorted! Sometimes you just have to right there and then! And I hope it was nice lingerie, cos you don't wanna be remembered as the girlfriend with the faded grey granny panties!

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Zooma_fml 0

Dear # 15, your a complete asshole. Idiot. Secondly, I do not work for this, or any other website. I dont even know why you would think that. I comment for my own entertainment, not as a job or for a corporation. I'm also glad that you've been creeping my comments, I found that quite amusing and flattering. In total, stop being such a low-life. I do not have any FML's like this, or else I would have posted them. Stop bothering me, and belittling my comments and opinions. That is a right of the constitution. So, to all those who think I work for this website, I do not. And please stop moderating my comments. Thanks to all- Zooma

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imthepsycho 0

Dear Zooma, I'm glad to see you have an expanded vocabulary past "idiot", but your apparent liking of making tasteless remarks just to get reactions really shows you don't have much of a life beyond being an asshole, and ironically, an idiot. :] I'm sure that you don't mind though. You can call me an idiot if you want, or you could flame people more creatively too, that's always an option.

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