Health: Noooooo!

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By brrrr that's cold! - 27/01/2011 20:24 - United States

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

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By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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You deserved it 3 993

By Powerless - 30/08/2012 06:05 - Australia

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

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You deserved it 29 766

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By Soggy Sophia - 27/03/2013 15:44 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went for my daily post-op doctor's appointment, where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout my apartment, due to my washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 650

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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You deserved it 130

By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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You deserved it 27 504

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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You deserved it 3 273

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Thursday 27 January 2011 23:32

I'm confused.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 28 January 2011 0:11

how many minutes did it take you to write this? :D

Comments

stronghand0331 17

Friday 28 January 2011 0:33

Ain't that a peach. How'd it feel when you jumped due to the cold water hitting your body?

katplayer 4

Friday 28 January 2011 0:37

I thought of Rugrats when I read "pilot light". Maybe OP needs to fix his pirate light instead. :)

AbyoErui 0

Friday 28 January 2011 1:10

Haha I thought I was the only one! xD

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 28 January 2011 0:38

you must live on the pussy side of the hood, we turn that shit to high.

minktheshrink 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:47

Wait... You guys have stoves? Dammit, I knew momma was lying. All this time I've been using Lysol wipes I find in the Walmart trash cans.

qtipmon132 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:50

dont forget to use a qtip!

aryan_chris 0

Friday 28 January 2011 1:18

YDI for complaining

iNekoGamergurl 0

Friday 28 January 2011 3:08

arw u serious?! OP had freaking BACK SURGERY and hadnt even gotten to take a proper SHOWER in who knows HOW LONG and you say to stop complaining?! FYL cuz i bet all ur friends are FAUX!!!