Not feeling it

By thisisstupid_17 - 16/11/2016 14:47

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Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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Justkidding100 41

Huh. Well that's ironic, usually it's the other way around...

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sweetpotato301 7

Repeat after me everyone: 'Sex doesn't make a ****** loose'

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Well, a ****** ready for sex is relaxed & ready to expand and lubricated. If it isn't, it's too soon for entry.

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Mudhound123 6

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InfiniteSunshine 32

And how would you know this, #22? Been with a lot of **** stars?

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GhostFox 33

Right, because it's totally OP's fault that her biology means that specific angle makes her ****** loose... Seriously, what the ****?

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tibtak_fml 10

Honestly, if you were using a condom, I totally get it. You really don't feel much with those. (And of course, you should be using one if you aren't a STD tested exclusive couple with another form of contraception unless you're trying to have a baby)

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cuz803 44

15 minutes going into it? Must've already been flaccid

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J_32_shoe 6

I wonder if he thought that the whole 15 min. Woooow!

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zezili 18

You all need better sex Ed. There's no such thing as vaginas getting "loose" over time. They expand when horny, to accommodate what's in it, and contract when not. If she's "tight" she's probably not enjoying it. What probably happened here was either the angle was better than their normal position (which doggy often is tbh) so he was going in straight, rather than entering at an angle, which was a different sensation to what he was used to with less resistance (and maybe she was really enjoying it too, which leads her body to produce more lubricant which can make less sensation if there's too much). OR he lost hardness part way through and didn't realize, maybe cause he was all up in his head or concentrating too hard on thrusting or something. I recommend you guys check out a website called "Scarleteen" which is a free sex Ed resource with literally any question you can think of answered.

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kujiens101 24

I've been there. The outside was clean shaven and had lube on it, so it was hard to distinguish where I was.

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myabeth 11

That's happened to me as well. Depends on the type of position and how big he is.

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alaskanessy 8

Isn't doggie style the woman on hands/ knees, with the guy behind her? How'd you do that "against the wall?". Guess you'll be doing quite a few kegals from now on.

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