Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
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Trisha_aus 15

Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

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itwasallyellow 0

Were you doing a cat eye? ;)

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divadro102 16

Ouch! Better than a fish hook through your eye

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rightspark 7

Puss n boots strikes again...

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hqbrat 8

I take it your old fashion with pencil liner

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ToxicGhost254 0

Want my advice on how to avoid this?: don't own a cat. They are a$$holes.

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dellis44 7

cats are evil creatures. wouldn't have happened if you had a dog.

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bethanyjk 0

cats are going to take over the world ya know.

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Michael_92 20

They already tried it on futurama...it worked. They're smarter than us! Ahhh

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ConesOfDeath 0

I already know what Noor's next picture is going to be...

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paintballnuts 5

You cat was telling u a dog is more useful

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hateevryone 14

I kinda know how you feel. I accidentally got some Neutrogena acne wash in my eye & it BURNED!!!!

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