Embarrassing, Names and Love: Wyan

Wyan

By hellosaila - 27/02/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 12:21 - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:19

Wyan that wascally wabbit

davidtheday 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:33

He probably thought you had the same speech impediment, which is why you hit it off so well.

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csigabajnok 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:19

Wyan that wascally wabbit

iLoveTeraaa 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:38

lmao 

NotMeh 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 7:51

lol xD 

xdmsjcx 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 15:21

haha! funny :P

claireful 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:07

poor kid! his parents just happened to give him a name that starts with the letter he can't pronounce. and if op was having a conversation with him and they were "getting along really well" how did he not use any words with the letter 'r' in them? she shouldve noticed!

EternalParadox 6

Saturday 24 May 2014 16:18

Sounds like some freaky Friday stuff going on!!

davidtheday 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:33

He probably thought you had the same speech impediment, which is why you hit it off so well.

ixheartxyou 1

Friday 15 July 2011 9:46

LAWL win^

procrastinator_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:37

WOW!!!! When I was little I had the EXACT same problem. My name's Ryan and I would always try to say it, but it would come out Wyan. Everyone thought my name was Ian or something. So then I started saying my name and then when they didn't get it I'd say "R! I! AN!" didn't help much..... Red Rover gets pretty funny after a while too. "Wed Wover Wed Wover send Tebor white over."

peddlercart 1

Monday 4 June 2012 22:08

You spelled your name as Ryan...Then shouted R! I! A! N! I'm thoroughly confused.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 27 February 2009 17:09

your should offered him some cwackers

ohgeez 0

Friday 27 February 2009 17:16

If he never corrected you, I'm sure he's used to it. Just appologize and carry on. He seems into you, you into him. Hardly a life f'er upper.

Bibico_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 18:41

Wow, your life is seriously effed. Probably full of tragedies like forgetting your homework and stuff.

Aviva1313 0

Friday 27 February 2009 18:42

I spent a whole night wondering what kind of a name Thethi was when I met this girl at a party and finally later that night I heard her talking to someone else and realized she had a lisp and couldn't say Ceci, which is her nickname, short for Cecilia. That's a pretty bad name to have if you have a lisp...poor girl

mashedpotato 0

Friday 27 February 2009 18:46

I have a friend named Ryan Wheeler with that exact same problem. Basically, sometimes he'll introduce himself as Wyan Wheewew, and I'll find myself accidentally calling him that and introducing other people to him, saying it like that.