Health: Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the...

By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By Matt L - 21/08/2020 14:07 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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Testing, testing

By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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Colon_Man 17

Sunday 22 January 2017 18:37

Congrats! I'd like to say it gets easier. And it does. But, three years later I still get cravings. When people on TV smoke, I can smell it.

arandomperson97 18

Sunday 22 January 2017 18:42

This is a sign to keep your promise no?

Comments

totallynotemily 25

Sunday 22 January 2017 18:09

Congratulations on quitting. Hopefully you caught the license plate of that car so you could report it.

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 22 January 2017 18:37

Congrats! I'd like to say it gets easier. And it does. But, three years later I still get cravings. When people on TV smoke, I can smell it.

Colon_Man 17

Monday 23 January 2017 18:34

Oh, sweet Jesus. I accidentally downvoted myself.

arandomperson97 18

Sunday 22 January 2017 18:42

This is a sign to keep your promise no?

TabooSushi 24

Sunday 22 January 2017 19:01

I hate those goddamned asshats who do that.

iswearimhuman 12

Sunday 22 January 2017 19:43

Ah that sucks OP but hey, that's one more reason to hate it, right? Congrats on quitting!

iswearimhuman 12

Sunday 22 January 2017 19:43

Ah that sucks OP but hey, that's one more reason to hate it, right? Congrats on quitting!

Dranwyn 5

Sunday 22 January 2017 20:12

This is literally the reason I don't drive with my windows open.

misstwoshoes 13

Sunday 22 January 2017 20:37

No good deed goes unpunished.

Aniki_Sohma 20

Sunday 22 January 2017 20:38

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!!!!

Lincoln1998 21

Sunday 22 January 2017 22:18

Sounds like you might have been following too closely...

URBeingLied2 23

Sunday 22 January 2017 23:08

You've taken into account, speed of the vehicle, wind direction and speed if there was any wind, the force of the flick, and the size and weight of what was left?!? Damn, your good.