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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Tell your kid everytime she opens her mouth a fairy gets stamped on by a cynical fat man.
you've never typed anything wrong b4? dont be an a-hole
hahaha, so cute though
Any store that would drop the banhammer on you because of some cute-but-embarrassing thing your little kid said doesn't deserve your business anyway.
wow...has anybody thought that perhaps the mother wasn't wearing underwear?
Spoilsport.
Damn... that's horrible. FYL for sure.
I honestly doubt you'd be kicked out of a store for that. No one wants to lose money, and obviously if you didn't pee, everyone knows children say the silliest things. Besides, most people I've met in retail are completely non-confrontational AND if they were working the fitting room, they wouldn't give a damn. Most have the "it's not my problem" syndrome.
i would slap that ****** bitch and abandon that *****.
BULL SHIT. I'm sure that you wouldn't get kicked out over something that your three year old said. Especially if you could prove that you actually didn't pee. OP- get a life you fag, stop making up stories on FML to make yourself seem interesting.
+ + + The FML doesn't merit a vote. It shouldn't have been approved by the mods (the wankers).
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Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?
Well, she's right... you can't.