Not smart

By Mateo - 14/12/2008 03:58 - France

Spicy
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her 24th birthday. She got up from the couch as I entered, and I shouted, "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glanced over from the couch and greeted me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 787
You deserved it 67 566

Same thing different taste

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Easy_Target 0

Complete win! Ahaha. That's was a totally awesome idea- just slightly wrong timing.

Comments

OMG UR AWESOME!!! damn wish my boyfriend would do that =[

Does only 24 thrusts seem really short to anyone else?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'm surprised it took 49 comments for someone to say this! I thought the same thing.

If she's twenty four it's her choice.

zebrapattern 6

#36: he's not necessarily from France; when someone doesn't enter where they're from when they post their FML, it automatically says they're from France because that's here this website was created. so OP really mean to stay "stab", and really is that stupid.

soulfulemo 0

Wouldve been interesting if her dad was all "well, My birthdays coming up......"