Love: Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing...

By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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You deserved it 54 385

Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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You deserved it 31 053

Say Anything 2.0

By notsomuch - 01/08/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML

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You deserved it 3 972

karlcolt45 19

Monday 25 March 2013 18:45

Rapunzel ra- MY NAMES RALPH

klovemachine 24

Monday 25 March 2013 18:40

is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(

Comments

klovemachine 24

Monday 25 March 2013 18:40

is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(

XxDevilxXGt 26

Monday 25 March 2013 19:14

Or maybe, he didn't think you were home and wanted to sing to the man under/above/next to your place. When people found out about his secret bromance, he needed to say he was hitting your window to reach you and this supposed stranger answered.

Damian95 16

Monday 25 March 2013 19:16

He still wins. Unfortunately beauty fades. Stupid however, does not.

LightningCactus 12

Monday 25 March 2013 21:59

Stupidity*

jameen 11

Monday 25 March 2013 23:08

I think someone's a bit drunk...

vanity113 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:50

Still a better love story than Twilight...

Joe9024 20

Tuesday 26 March 2013 13:42

Still one of the most over-used jokes on the Internet

NickaPLZ 26

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:03

65 - That and the arrow to the knee. God I hate that one...

Hpixiee 23

Monday 25 March 2013 18:40

It's an apartment, what does he expect?

NickaPLZ 26

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:05

That's what I was thinking. My girlfriend lives in this big building where every floor and window looks exactly the same so I can see how that would happen... Not condoning it though, he's still a dipshit for not checking first.

twaumat 28

Monday 25 March 2013 18:42

either he really is dumb, or he was drunk.

not_a_robot 15

Monday 25 March 2013 18:59

It could be both, it could be neither. Let's not jump to conclusions here.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Tuesday 26 March 2013 5:36

20, this is FML. Where you don't just jump to conclusions, you leap and frolic towards them. In all actuality, that conclusion didn't take very far of a jump to get to. OP's boyfriend is, most definitely, dumb and/or drunk.