Health: Not so wise, eh?

Not so wise, eh?

By itachi desu - 08/06/2018 20:30

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. While under the influence of the drugs, I tried to speak Japanese. Later, my Japanese roommate informed me that I was saying "I am a weasel" over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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By NoPainNoGain - 17/09/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 21:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

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By EnderHorse - 05/11/2015 20:52 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML

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Cracked

By Maria - 28/12/2023 22:00 - United States - La Junta

Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML

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tranced_ 45

Friday 8 June 2018 21:02

I'm a weasel and I'm otterly offended !

ajh1800 25

Friday 8 June 2018 21:11

I don't understand how this is an FML? It just seems like a funny story to me...it could have been a lot worse like if the surgery didn't go well or if you had tried to grope the doctor while on the drugs.

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tranced_ 45

Friday 8 June 2018 21:02

I'm a weasel and I'm otterly offended !

ajh1800 25

Friday 8 June 2018 21:11

mattyiscool123 26

Saturday 9 June 2018 21:19

...or confessed to something nobody knew about

ThatGuy9679 13

Friday 8 June 2018 21:25

Sounds like you ran into Perona

JasonThorn 20

Friday 8 June 2018 22:23

I R BABOON! Someone had to say it.

Arashikage 18

Saturday 9 June 2018 2:12

I'm so glad someone remembers that show

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 9 June 2018 3:12

You don't need pants for the victory dance Cuz Baboon's better than Weasel I.R. Baboon big star of cartoon I am Weasel! I.R. Baboon reigns king in his mind He's just as good as the weaselly kind But round every corner he's going to find I am Weasel! I am Weasel! I am Weasel!

Nadine 21

Monday 11 June 2018 12:14

First of all, THE NOSTALGIA. Secondly, how did we all just accept that cartoon so nonchalantly and wtf was going on with tv shows when we were children?

MidnaLink 33

Friday 8 June 2018 22:41

I’m guessing you’re a Naruto fan as well?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 8 June 2018 23:12

Ore wa weasel desu ka!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 8 June 2018 23:21

I think you’re turning Japanese I think you’re turning Japanese I really think so.

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 9 June 2018 2:34

People say all sorts of screwy things after coming out of anesthesia (or sedatives). If you were speaking Japanese (or had the presence of mind to try to speak Japanese), even if it was something screwy like that, you're more accomplished than most people. (I assume that Japanese is not your first language.)