Now we cook

By JAdams - 13/08/2012 00:49 - United States - Newkirk

Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Most 15 year olds work on their "math" not "meth" :P

Perhaps they need to refine their METHods, then.

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I hope you called him and his friends a bunch of retards before kicking them out of your house and grounding your son for a long while. That's just really.... -dumb-. Just, wow...

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Well at least you know where his headspace is now, I'd suggest reserving a jail cell now....

That's how you make it and if he starts to cook a lot with the oven then you know what he is up to lol

Baking soda would have done them a little better if they were making crack. Haha

tbagmofo 3

they've been watching to much breaking bad

Fun fact: Recently, Pyrex changed the chemical makeup in their glassware, which weakened the crystal structure. Making meth has one stage in which a very hot liquid has to be rapidly cooled. The old kind of Pyrex could do that all day, whereas with the new Pyrex, the glass measuring cup would explode & shatter, causing hot liquid to go everywhere! Pyrex had no idea that changing their makeup to save costs would deal the meth market a serious blow. Now, if a dude wants to make meth, he must steal glassware from a laboratory, which is rated for such temperature extremes.

Not letting your son follow his dreams of becoming white trash? Does that make you a methamphetameanie? I hope you have other kids...this one's a lost cause.

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