Drugs and Kids: Now we cook

Now we cook

By JAdams - 13/08/2012 00:49 - United States - Newkirk

Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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Nice place you've got here

By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 21:19

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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CoconutOil 7

Monday 13 August 2012 5:08

Most 15 year olds work on their "math" not "meth" :P

jetsown08 21

Monday 13 August 2012 5:09

Perhaps they need to refine their METHods, then.

Comments

penguin182 18

Monday 13 August 2012 10:37

It wouldn't? Aww, shit. :/

iloveandy143 7

Monday 13 August 2012 12:02

Funny, I'm watching breaking bad as I see this FML

wafey 2

Monday 13 August 2012 12:23

Hellyaa mister Walter.lol

o115 5

Monday 13 August 2012 13:12

Way to immature to even be watching breaking bad, even though it's actually ******* amazing

The_F3rris 11

Monday 13 August 2012 14:03

Hey, you spawned that child.

skokob 7

Monday 13 August 2012 14:10

WOW your son should should study more in high school!

fadingaway 17

Monday 13 August 2012 14:36

That's what happens when idiots watch Breaking Bad, yo.

tomiller64 0

Monday 13 August 2012 16:11

Have you considered adoption?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 13 August 2012 16:32

Actually, you caught your son in a circle jerk. He was burning baking soda in a failed attempt to mask the smell. He thought you would be less disappointed if you thought he was cooking meth than if he was doing group masturbation.