Sports and Health: Numb to the pain - FML

Numb to the pain

By sorenips - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML

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Bladian 5

Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:34

...what the hell?

nitram06 2

Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:36

If this is a female, why would you not wear a sports bra or something if that nature to the gym. If this is a man, FYL since you must have some huge nipples...

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blacklippaint 4

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:54

Conditioner maybe?

bigbob661 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 0:16

Hahaha damn i had the same problem because i run so much its rubs so much, good thing my wife noticed so i could clean it up

missstashee 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 0:20

Well that's just odd. What do you do with your nipples outside of the gym that makes them so delicate?

landooooo 5

Wednesday 5 October 2011 0:31

bleeding nipples. ouch. >_

XxSKELETOxX 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 1:13

This totally reminds me of the episode of The Office where Andy goes running and his nipples chafe & bleed all kinds. I lol'd so hard

mfbeezy11 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 1:33

Looks like you'll need some chapstick for them ******* :)

MCRaddict 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 2:28

sucks major ass man

Glassmaster 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 2:46

Actually a lot of marathon runners deal with the same thing. You could probably find dozens of pictures from races of that same thing. It sucks, but it does happen.

momo1972 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 4:11

That's FML? Seriously? Holy Shit what is this country coming to

lucitaxd 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 4:18

Hmmmmmmmm......... Maybe wear Pasties????

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