Numb to the pain

By sorenips - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML
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nitram06 2

If this is a female, why would you not wear a sports bra or something if that nature to the gym. If this is a man, FYL since you must have some huge nipples...

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69ing_Chipmunks 9

I don't know about you, but most peoples nipples are pretty sensitive. How could you not notice they were chafing at all? Let alone to the point of bleeding?

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nitram06 2

Actually, it's obvious from reading this FML that the posters nipples are not sensitive; you therefore do know about him/ her. Clearly chaffed bleeding nipples + not noticing = very un-sensitive nipples.

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laceyanneman 7

I don't understand how that could even happen...

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winnn_fml 0

so you didnt feel any pain at all?

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izzy7 11

Ever heard of a sports bra?

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deviable 9

That actually happens more often than people think, because the salt causes excess friction. It's especially prevalent in running marathons.

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Skallhatha 5

Nipples are the only part of your body that can't get calloused, so they sweat, leaving behind a layer of salt that is rough like sandpaper. Add a shirt to that combo and of course you're going to get raw and even bloody nipples. Cracked.com ftw!

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mistersheezy 7

What was that shirt made of, sandpaper?!?

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terrask 11

Happens quite a lot to rookie runners. Vaseline lotion is what you need. And if the people at your gym were anything near athletes one of them would have told you. Lâche pas!

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