Animals: Nutritional goodness

Nutritional goodness

By homedoggieo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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Same thing different taste

By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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KiwiBlu 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:48

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.

JayCanDance 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

Oh my god. Thank you for the nightmares I'm sure to have.

Comments

wolfpackchick10 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:43

OH MY GOD...where did this happen?? Sorry...I'm from NC too and if it was anywhere near me, I wanna make sure NEVER to go where you got that croissant!! Haha

homedoggieo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:04

I was going to spell it correctly, but figured putting "cuddle" in would make it sound cuter > >

BSCaller 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 8:43

Must have been one of those species that lives in families...wait...those do not exist. Bullshit.

KaleXD 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 10:42

Shit man....... I feel so sorry for you.... This should be the top fml. Seriously you just gave over 100 0 people nightmares. That's pretty bad. I would sue the bakery. If spiders came out of your croissant, that could easily be $50,000. You could claim to have had nightmares every night since then (which I would totaly belive). God this is disgusting.....

chewydog 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 15:48

Holey spider-croissant!!! I am reading this outside of the US during a trip, and I can just imagine small baby daddy long legs scuttling around like ants as soon as I take a bite out of some delicious looking meat bun/croissant (in your case). My imagination is going to give me a blast tonight. I'm still torn between laughing and throwing up though...as it's still kind of hilarious to have a whole bunch of freaked out arachnephobic people scream about this, but then again, I'm part of the crowd. Either way...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

homedoggieo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6cGxO7gM2E Haven't spent much time around spiders, have you?

Aidenne 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:11

I feel bad you have to defend your horrible experience, but holy shit you are a good sport. I'd literally have explosive fear diarrhea if I had a spider in my mouth. lol