Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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enonymous 8

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

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Mauskau 35

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

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wopandproud 0

Mine lasted like five minutes but he was stopping a lot and staring very hard at a clock lol

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wopandproud 0

And hell ya, if he's still hard, go at it as many times as possible lol

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johnny4389 0

I am 15 and I made my gf cum more than 10 times and I sadly didn't come. this was after 35 minutes of sex. I was dripping sweat. it takes me almost an hour to jack off WITH ****. so not all guys are like your quick cummer.

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fatzo_fml 3

I think he might have lost his virginity to u too

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mrkatrina7 0

Omfg so funny!!!! That's something that my boyfriend would do but just wait till we were done ******* each other!!!!!

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mr_bad_ass_ 0

Omfg. Hilarious in the highest degree.

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Kills4Smiles 2

that sounds alot like what happened to me... I'm the guy...

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baadjujulady 5

You poor thing that's not exactly a good experience to remember.....

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