Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Nuts

Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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enonymous 8

Friday 16 September 2011 1:10

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

Mauskau 35

Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

Comments

iShades171 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:19

I will make u feel good :)

kaykay20 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:44

I assume the childishness of him poking at his penis was a turn off? If not then why you complaining when he was still able to go again after already cuming once?

yankfan89 27

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:51

As long as he made you ****** it shouldn't matter how long he lasts in bed

IAMAFUCKINGPHYSC 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:07

2 minutes?!?! What the hell this guy is a god, I'm like 15 seconds.

EddieK91 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:20

O.o I find it a little funny how everyone says a guy can't last for long, it'd be a very short time. But hey, OP, at least he's very comfortable around you. Still a little odd he's going to sit there smacking his penis around, but he's still comfortable with you and that counts. But give it time, he'll last longer the more times you have sex and it'll get better. Practice makes perfect.

max13_fml 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:17

get a new boyfriend...

Jirekianu2 19

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:20

If it was both your first time? Losing your virginity isn't really a magical experience. It's awkward, painful, and almost universally dissapointing. At least he could get it up and get off. Some guys premature or can't get hard at all.