Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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enonymous 8

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

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Mauskau 35

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

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asterik99 3

It's too bad you two aren't going to make it. But best to find out early.

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Levvy 22

So you chose to stop despite him still being erect, and you're complaining about it now?

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joa76 3

Erm...notice how it says "semi-erect"? It doesn't just instantly go back to normal. It takes a couple minutes.

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mancer 0

Have a drink before you start next time.

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PhilMcHawk 7

And you just sat there and let him play with it? Tell him to get ******* busy! YDI for being a complacent little sheep and laying there all creampied. BTW, your boyfriend is a little bitch who doesn't fully understand sex, and/or doesn't know how to give it to a woman, but if you give him time AND YOU COMMUNICATE (ie, tell him how to get you there during sex, and he'll comply, I ******* bet you) things can change for him. Sorry that sentence is so long lol LAPD?

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selene125 3

happend to me too -.- all i could do was laugh xD

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drizzle1992 4

Some famous lady once said: "Girls just wanna have fun." Well so do guys. Kudos to your boyfriend for letting the little things in life keep him happy :D

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TrolliloliPoP 1

well, if hes unexperienced, i guess its still ok. this stuff happens. if it doesnt improve the next few times, think of something. both of you i´d say

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