Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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enonymous 8

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

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Mauskau 35

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

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Anumayis 34

My boyfriend did the same penis-slapping thing. he's still amazed by it.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

I feel so sorry for you. time to get someone new

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CoriCat 25

Two minutes isn't that bad. It's longer than most.

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CoriCat 25

Most guys don't last very long until you start having regular sex. Don't be so whiny. Your first time isn't going to be amazing.

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