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By hunta331 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I learned just how bad jellyfish stings hurt. Multiple times. On my testicles. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Were you swimming nekkid, wearing baggy swim shorts and just really unlucky, or were you doing something you thought would get a laugh, only to learn a really important lesson really fast?

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RichardPencil 30

The best relief for a jellyfish sting is pee. Unless you have a bendy dick, you’ll probably need to lay flat, pee straight up and let it splash on the affected area. Do this indoors as a breeze could piss you off, literally.

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RichardPencil 30

The best relief for a jellyfish sting is pee. Unless you have a bendy dick, you’ll probably need to lay flat, pee straight up and let it splash on the affected area. Do this indoors as a breeze could piss you off, literally.

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Dykorammaaa 9

I really hope you’re kidding about the pee. It actually makes the stinging intensified. Hope I save you from some future pain.

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Mark James Lewis 3

Maybe don’t have happy time with a jelly fish

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Were you swimming nekkid, wearing baggy swim shorts and just really unlucky, or were you doing something you thought would get a laugh, only to learn a really important lesson really fast?

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Mungolikecandy 19

Skinny dipping is a dangerous thing.

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alycion 38

I keep meat tenderizer in my beach bag to remove the sting. But for this situation, well, there are too many jokes of the two combined.

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ViviMage 38

If you're into Japanese lore you'll be a Tanuki for a while until the swelling goes down!

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