Work: Objectification

Objectification

By cmck932012 - 26/06/2012 06:18 - United States - Tyrone

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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By sifa - 10/04/2009 07:06 - Malaysia

Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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By leafscupwin - 16/10/2012 04:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 13:56 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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Nerves

By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

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swankmrpancake 8

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:56

Girl look at that body. He works out!!

MathewBlack 14

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:54

Obviously he had been checking you out as well..

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:47

You got the job so don't sweat it. Hell that probably helped you get the job cause it's an unspoken compliment.

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:47

Stick his fist in your armpit and hold his other arm up for a few moments and then wink and walk away. He won't ever bother you.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:51

LOL! You read that too.

ashleymarie0453 5

Wednesday 27 June 2012 21:44

I remember that post! Glad to see I'm not the only redditor here.(:

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:51

sounds like he liked it

justin_noble 6

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:56

Hmmm what you gonna do for a raise or promotion.

jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:08

There is no shame in admiring a nice ass.

noisebox 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:08

Sounds like he'll be in your ass soon....

juliaispink 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:09

Seems like he's trying to tell you something;) lucky you!

urMaster 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:10

I wouldn't mind working with a fine guy everyday :-P.. Who doesn't like a man with a nice ass!

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:17

Well, it doesn't do a lot for me!

friedbunnies 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:19

Maybe that's why he hired you.

gottageek 17

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:26

Want to trade jobs op? I wouldn't mind having eye candy at work :3

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