Oh, hai Mark!

By hi Mum - 11/12/2013 19:59 - United States - North Charleston

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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
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luke_nylan 7

Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on* Mum: are you guys having sex? Mum: *flies back*

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nikkon416 13

Did you put a sock on the door?

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iammeorami 25

You are both wrong. The gender was no specified.

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arandomusernameaa 20

Yes, but if you take it from OP's perspective sports_guy would be correct in saying "she*" (the mother) is on another continent ;)

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Sports_guy3 28

#32- Yeah that's what I was tying to say.

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712sash 26

#16 Real life ain't porno where mum joins her son/daughter in a threesome.

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hunts19ketchup 23

#16, No... Just no.

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onlychildFTW 33

No, no she isn't getting into the action with me, her son. That's messed up. So, very, messed, up.

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Thejackel79 9

27 How much **** have you watched where that happens? On second thought please do not answer that.

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DREAMCATCHERoooo 4

At least she didn't walk in in you. I mean yiu DID have the door locked right?

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toxxickittyy 19

Please don't tell my mother she can do this, I don't want her flying to New Zealand. LOL.

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thief1434 23

How was she even able to get in your house?

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arandomusernameaa 20

It's generally common courtesy to answer the door if someone rings the doorbell...

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thief1434 23

Yeah, I misread it. ._. Oh well, my fault!

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olpally 32

Son of a bitch... **** blocker!

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buttcramp 21

you make it sound like this happens often... talk to your mom about boundaries

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Rainhawk94 27

She must be a sprint away, right sonic the hedgehog?

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