Cars, Accident and Transportation: Oh, hai Mark! - FML

Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:21

Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!

SoSickWithIt 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:23

Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.

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FYL_justsayin 9

Saturday 15 March 2014 19:49

He could have at least yelled, too. Or pointed, or pushed you out of the way...

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