Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14

Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.

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akito11 5

Lol well now you can open up a conversation by just thanking him and then continues talkin to him

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zebralover23 14

Well, he could if been waving at first, then Turing into a move signal?

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SamLiveFree_77 9

Just a ******* wave? There is a damn car about to hit you and your neighbor decides to warn you by waving his hand around? He could have yelled.

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ineslovescats 5

Oh wow that sucks but on the bright side at least you didn't get hit!

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Okayitwasme 0

Dumb ass! What did he think you were going to look at? He should have pointed and shook his head no! You then would have looked where he was pointing! Not a smart neighbor OP

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Epikouros 31

This would be a great illustrated FML!

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twilightluvr101 4

Yeah it would be funny only if u where there instead of op #7

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

How did you not notice a car coming toward you? Weren't you watching where you were going?

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