Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14

Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I thought of Chronicle.

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octinate 17

Waves don't usually signify something is about to hit you

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SportsKnut 8

Follow the rule, look both ways before you drop your phone in the street

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disney_blonde 16

You noticed a man waving but you didn't notice a car?

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ilove80smetal 8

I really hope your deaf (I don't mean that in a mean way) but most normal people would have heard the car behind them. If not then your just stupid for walking in the middle of the road.

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Okayitwasme 0

Have a neighbor who never looks when she backs up, just zoooooooms out the drive way! She is like 300 years old and I'm not sure she has a license. Her car is all dinged up! So ya some people shouldn't drive!

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Xxsoldierxx29 3

Lol your retarded

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lmg248 4

At least he was looking out for your safety :)

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Cami15 6

"oh hey there neighbor! Hows the wife and.. BAM *thump thump, thump thump.

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snoopyF 9

since when does waving signal 'move, theres a car behind u'? damn i should have picked up sign language...

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