Oh, hai Mark!
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Aha he did it on purpose to distract you from the car coming
Today, I distracted this bitch so she didn't she the car that was about to hit her. Oh well. MLIA
Lol kinda dumb comment but hey I can't say it wouldn't be
i see it now..she wakes up in his bed an hour later and he whispers in her ear, 'glad your awake, can i bring you anything?' and that's when she discovers she's not wearing any pants (like in back to the future) and asks why and thats when he says, 'well i had a better idea' and boom instant kinky ****
SO, what happened next ?
Another classic example that how women dont listen to men :-p
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Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!
Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.