Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14

Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.

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vturbz91 0

Aha he did it on purpose to distract you from the car coming

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soundinfection 3

You got hit by a car and lived. What are you whining for?

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hateevryone 14

he should've verbally warned you.

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doughertyz 1

Today, I distracted this bitch so she didn't she the car that was about to hit her. Oh well. MLIA

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krawrz4u 0

Lol kinda dumb comment but hey I can't say it wouldn't be

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AugustBurnsToast 14

i see it now..she wakes up in his bed an hour later and he whispers in her ear, 'glad your awake, can i bring you anything?' and that's when she discovers she's not wearing any pants (like in back to the future) and asks why and thats when he says, 'well i had a better idea' and boom instant kinky ****

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mughni 10

Another classic example that how women dont listen to men :-p

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Njv1221 4

carS canhurt alot .....

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rofflewaffle 9

This OP is clearly the very same tree from the other two FMLs!

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