Oh no, oh God no

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 16:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML
I agree, your life sucks 104 068
You deserved it 6 724

Same thing different taste

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, when my dad says he needs my help and that it will only take 15 minutes, it will actually take all day because he doesn't plan ahead. This has happened three times now, so this time I demanded he compensate me for my time if I have to drive out there. He called me an "entitled little shit" and hung up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 397
You deserved it 207

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LittleMissMack 0

Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't walk in on them having sex on the living room floor.

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That is not ****** up at all. You should be happy that your parents are still having sex.

Well, how does this make your life ******? Don't you allow your parents to have fun? sounds egocentric to me

Disturbing, but natural after all. It's just awkward because they are your parents.

At least they waited until you left the house unlike post #197620. Haha. But really though, FYL.

I understand that the thought of your parents having sex must be kind of disturbing for you, but they're allowed to get it on if they want, lol, at least you didn't find out the hard way.

#52, it shouldn't be disturbing. To a 12 year old, maybe. If he or she is old enough to drive, he or she should be able to handle that simple fact of life and by happy that it's happening. Frequent sex is usually a sign of healthy marriage. You can bet that when my little one is older she will be hearing similar messages.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH think of it as them trying to give u a lil' bro

just be glad you actually called and not just went home and walked in on them. ur life could have just been ****** up to the point that not even every ounce of alcohol in the world could fix

lol i agree with 63 and you should have told them to pay for the gas