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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Minneapolis

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24

Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.

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wazinator 1

Next time you should spend more time spreading books open rather than spreading your legs open! Just some advice..

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OliverGothic 12

And whose fault was that ?

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duuuh1 11

Please, college guys sleep around constantly and are congratulated for it relentlessly. Can the **** shaming, accidents happen no matter how careful you are.

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Perfectly_Killer 14

Maybe if you didn't have sex all the time, you might actually pass a test

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fantasyworld 37

The comments would be different if OP was a guy getting a girl pregnant. Can we stop with the **** shaming?

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theFickleFinger 24

I don't think the differences would be very different. "Stop partying and study," and "Wear a condom, moron!" apply to a guy as well.

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ethenderson 3

.... does that mean you're pregnant or not? passing a test means a favorable result...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sounds like you spent too much time screwing around (literally) when you should have been studying. And when doing said screwing around, you obviously weren't taking precautions, i.e. protection. No sympathy from me.

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