Oh no…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Minneapolis

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24

Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.

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jude_iscariot 7

I don't want to assume much, but it seems like maybe your priorities have been in the wrong place?

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skitzymew 19

She could have been studying every night and only had sex once. It doesn't have much to do with her priorities if this is the case.

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HyperFLIGHT 6

Maybe study harder, or get a job on a tv show when you have no talent like the kardashians???

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ArielTheMermaid 17

If you don't want to be pregnant, you shouldn't have had sex.

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limabeans101029 20

So... married couples in their 30s who don't want children shouldn't have sex?

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FlawlessSin 5

maybe spend less time having sex and more time studying? YDI

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limabeans101029 20

Argh, why does everyone keep saying this?! It takes one time having sex to get pregnant so you have no idea how much time she's spending having sex!

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skitzymew 19

She could have been studying every night and only had sex once. Don't jump to conclusions.

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cbelanger 9

You should start studying baby books. They are probably a lot cheaper than college books anyway. Good luck, you will make the right choice for yourself.

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skitzymew 19

No birth control is 100% effective. If you don't want to get pregnant, don't have sex. Don't jump to conclusions, either, because she could have very well been using a condom.

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limabeans101029 20

How do you know she wasn't using contraception? No contraception is 100% effective.

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sadistmonkey 19

Wait, does passing your pregnancy test mean you are pregnant or you aren't pregnant?

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supermanthathoe 1

You're just stuck on stupid

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