Oh no…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Minneapolis

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24

Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.

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beaverteaser 16

was it atleast worth any credits lol

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luckylucas26 9

How come this is so good? Wheres the father? Good to see all you youngsters have family values.

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RedPillSucks 31

Have you been actually reading the comments?

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glitterkuro 18

Shocked but I guess not really surprised at the amount of YDIs this FML has got. This person is probably 19/20, why is it so shocking that she's having sex? I don't think you deserve it at all, OP. And I hope you're okay and have people around to support you. What you do now is entirely your choice, and good luck with it. Hope the OP updates this FML to let us know how she's getting on.

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

She deserves it because she had unprotected sex and probably lets her partying life get in the way of studying. There are plenty of college students who have a sex life, manage to pass classes, and can successfully maintain their birth control

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glitterkuro 18

It doesn't say she had unprotected sex. I was in a similar situation to OP in my second year, when I had a pregnancy scare despite using protection. Nor does it say that her grades are dropping because of partying. This could easily be from a one-off, or with a long-term partner. And yeah, I know plenty of students who can balance a social life, studying, and a sex life. I know a few who party a lot and are doing badly. And I also know quite a few that are failing not because of partying but just because college is pretty hard for a lot of people.

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ksks1234 33

How do you know she was having unprotected sex? Abstinence is the only 100% way not to get pregnant (besides sterilization, but not many people choose that route). Anyway, birth control pills are only about 93% effective. An IUD is 99%, but she could still be that 1%.

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limabeans101029 20

We don't know she had unprotected sex! Birth control isn't 100% effective, I don't see why people find it so hard to understand that.

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glitterkuro 18

My fiancé was born after his father had a vasectomy. That's more than 99% effective. You can't assume somebody who got pregnant wasn't using birth control because even the most 'foolproof' methods can fail.

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skitzymew 19

It only takes one time to have sex and get pregnant. For all we know, it was her first time. Maybe she's not a partier.

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Goblin182 26

She didn't say she was pregnant. If you don't want to be pregnant and your pregnancy test is negative, couldn't that be a pass?

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franklydizzy 5

looks like someone should have spent less time on their back and more time at their desk. btw are you in a relationship cuz if so its not so bad.

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DrippingSarcasm 20

OP, if you're actually studying and not passing your tests, you need to find a way that helps you learn, or if you're studying the wrong things, ask a teacher. Repetitive writing of the lesson helps me to remember it for the next day (we won't go into detail here). I do it on Facebook to a friend, but before I was just writing the key points repeatedly on a blank piece of paper. If you do that enough, you have to make sure it's neat and practically written the same way each time because it can help you to picture in your head where the words were. Good luck OP with everything!

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chosha_fml 26

If you're pregnant, is that really passing?

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isuckok 11

At least it wasn't your second month of uni.

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